Thursday, December 07, 2006

Happy Feat

This is my first post since June, and those who go back and read my last post will perhaps note my uncanny prescience at predicting the Democratic sweep of both houses of Congress. Conservatives, if they had any brains, would now realize that they have become exactly what they have been accusing liberals of being since their babbling idiot of a president responded to an attack on the United States by reading "My Pet Goat" -- that's right, they've become irrelevant. But, of course, they don't have the brains to realize it, so they go right on finding innocuous things over which to become enraged. I'm speaking, of course, about the right-wing outrage over the animated penguin movie Happy Feet, which drooling morons like Glenn Beck have branded "left-wing propaganda aimed at innocent children." (Mr. Beck, in case you're unfamiliar with him, is rumored to have sprung fully-formed from a pimple on Rush Limbaugh's ass...but I digress.) It seems that the tap-dancing penguin's references to overfishing and global warming have the corporate suck-ups crying "fowl!" So, a quick lesson for the brain-dead conservatives (that includes you, Mr. Beck... uh, Mr. Beck...can you stop sniffing your armpits and pay attention? Oh, never mind): in order for something to be called "propaganda," it has to be false -- got it? Now, see, the thing is, overfishing and global warming are absolutely true, as much proven scientific facts as human evolution and the realization that homosexuality is not a "choice." Oh, wait, you guys don't believe those two facts either, do you? Once an idiot, always an idiot, I suppose. Now go play behind your neighbor's SUV. Don't worry, it's perfectly safe.